I think I may have a chance with any man that I want. Watch out boys (said in my best Eartha Kitt voice)!!! Yeah well, no not really.
I just thought I had a chance, after I realized my husband finds about every woman he sees attractive. And, I thought other men felt the same way. Basically, as long as she is breathing- she's hott, kind of attitude.
Or maybe my husband, dare I say, just doesn't have taste (except me, of course).
Really, I have not found one woman that he finds unattractive. Hell, I believe my husband would even hook up with Madam Trash Heap, if he had a chance. Hmmm, to bad for him she's not real - eh?
Really, I have not found one woman that he finds unattractive. Hell, I believe my husband would even hook up with Madam Trash Heap, if he had a chance. Hmmm, to bad for him she's not real - eh?
I explained to this man, that women have a certain type of guy she likes. And, although she may (occasionally) have some guys that do not fit her preferred profile, one could still probably find a way to categorize her guys in a nice little group.
For instance, I like men that are talented (rock climbing, musician, artist etc.), chiseled features, piercing eyes and an athletic build.
All the guys I like (and married to) have these attributes. Although they may have different hair/eye color and/or skin tone. Nonetheless, you see I am not really straying far from what I like.
No Joke- look: My husband (those that know him, knows he fits my profile) Trent Reznor, Alexander Skarsgard, Daniel Craig, Shemar Moore, Billy Crudup, Dewayne Johnson etc.
Now my dear man, likes anything. Believe me, it would be hard to categorize his taste. Really, a libarian would hate him. Just messy and disorganized
His List: Me ( I'm nothing like any of these women), Catherine Zeta, Michelle (America's Next Top Model 4), Jenna Fischer, Miss Piggy...etc. I am just not seeing the connection, but maybe someone could help.
Are all men like this? Or is it just my man?
Well let me go try and categorize his list, Oh heck! who am I kidding I hate Brain Teasers. Nevermind, I'll wait to see what you all say.
The Always Truthful,
~RMG
His List: Me ( I'm nothing like any of these women), Catherine Zeta, Michelle (America's Next Top Model 4), Jenna Fischer, Miss Piggy...etc. I am just not seeing the connection, but maybe someone could help.
Are all men like this? Or is it just my man?
Well let me go try and categorize his list, Oh heck! who am I kidding I hate Brain Teasers. Nevermind, I'll wait to see what you all say.
The Always Truthful,
~RMG
P.S. I want to say thank you, to all the new people that are following my blog. It's a huge compliment.
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5 comments:
...like "he" wears his underware with tennis shoes but no socks in your own home; your man's list may not makes sense, but at least you are at the top of his list.
my last boyfriend was the same way. i'd point at a girl in a magazine and say, is she hot? and it was always "yep, she'll do." it was ridiculous. i mean.. i'm pretty sure he thought courney love was hot, but was afraid to tell me. hahaha!
Rob will run from another room to see Marissa Tomei's boobs or Rosario Dawson do anything. If I see a bitch and ask him, if he thinks she's cute....his response is always, "well I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."
And Billy Crudup does not look like Nick!
You are always trying to destroy the fantasy....
I must confess, though I am female, I am more like *gulp* HIM. I find almost all men attractive. I just love men - all men. What can I say, I'm a (s)he? Sorry, you lose this bet on me.
~S
Erica....how come Nick uses that same statement about women. That's just crazy. And, no Bill C. does not look like Nick, but he has nice strong features.
S- Hmmmmm, now we will just have to respectfully disagree. However, I bet if you reflect on the men you like...I bet you could find a way to categorize them.
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